Saturday 7 September 2013

Thickies in Fog

A foggy day, viz down to less than 20m. So let's drive without lights. Or perhaps parking lights will be appropriate? Oh, and shall we tailgate too? I mean to say, what can go wrong? I am such a good driver, even the manufacturer of my car puts lights on when I turn on the engine. Obviously I don't have to think any more. So I won't.


Result: Large heap of twisted metal.


Morons.




2 comments:

  1. Yes, folk are irredeemably stupid. Personally I find comfort by burning stuff. My ambition: 'to ignite a great conflagration that it consumes all the twats in the world'. Admittedly, there may be a tad of acceptable collateral damage. But what ya gonna do?

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  2. Harsh but fair. Cant see any obvious faults with that. As a mate of mine used to say 'There is no problem so great that it cannot be resolved by the judicious use of high explosives.' Mid you, he was an armourer.

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